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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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chris-rock:

thegirlwhoglows:

fitty-bitty-body:

This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.

didn’t know I needed to see this

Extremely relevant.

chris-rock:

thegirlwhoglows:

fitty-bitty-body:

This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.

didn’t know I needed to see this

Extremely relevant.

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Me at 9 pm: ok I'll just start this book and read a chapter before I go to sleep

Me at 3 am: I should have bought the second book

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

If books could talk.

Harry Potter: Who ever knew that not being a muggle would be this dangerous?

The Hunger Games: I hunted your emotions in the first book, tried my best in the second book, and became a precedent for what Divergent did to its readers.

Divergent: Basically, you're screwed no matter what faction you pick...especially if you're divergent.

The Maze Runner: <-- That may be the title of my series, but I'm only true to it for the first book...I guess.

Percy Jackson: Daddy-issues laced with adventure and readers warning you to not watch the movie first.

Twilight: Sparkly vampires and hairy men run your life, bitch.

Have any more? Please feel free to add! (There's obviously lots of series out there!)

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well.

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well.

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luvyourselfsomeesteem:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

they put us through nothing in pre-school.

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thelindsaytuggey:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrupVaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, SpriteJolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rimFlareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, SpriteUmbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juiceGlaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rimLeafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decorationSylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

Please drink and train responsibly. 

thelindsaytuggey:

meowpurrnom:

Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup

Please drink and train responsibly. 

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hyperkitkat:

Thank you for this english teacher

hyperkitkat:

Thank you for this english teacher

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freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

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memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

memeguy-com:

Im not sure Disney understands this concept very well

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