Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
Is it bizarre that age limitations are not the same for books? Like fuck me bro, I bought and read It by Stephen King when I was 10 and the man selling me it didn’t even bat an eyelid. “Here tiny human, give me the money and I’ll sell you this book full of nightmares and murderous clowns”