Queensriders

Doctor: Okay, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?

Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*

crazysience:

Me before social events

(Source: foeverrlost, via itstimeforyoutosmile)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via iambicamber)

chris-rock:

thegirlwhoglows:

fitty-bitty-body:

This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.

didn’t know I needed to see this

Extremely relevant.

chris-rock:

thegirlwhoglows:

fitty-bitty-body:

This just blew my mind and I’ve never seen forgiveness in this way.

didn’t know I needed to see this

Extremely relevant.

(Source: befree99, via itstimeforyoutosmile)

Me at 9 pm: ok I'll just start this book and read a chapter before I go to sleep

Me at 3 am: I should have bought the second book

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

If books could talk.

Harry Potter: Who ever knew that not being a muggle would be this dangerous?

The Hunger Games: I hunted your emotions in the first book, tried my best in the second book, and became a precedent for what Divergent did to its readers.

Divergent: Basically, you're screwed no matter what faction you pick...especially if you're divergent.

The Maze Runner: <-- That may be the title of my series, but I'm only true to it for the first book...I guess.

Percy Jackson: Daddy-issues laced with adventure and readers warning you to not watch the movie first.

Twilight: Sparkly vampires and hairy men run your life, bitch.

Have any more? Please feel free to add! (There's obviously lots of series out there!)

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well.

lohgan:

This sums up my life pretty well.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

they put us through nothing in pre-school.

(via dobbyisatimelord)